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The Only Reason I’d Kill Myself

in The Doing English Blog

Johnny Carson Speaks:

“I know a man who gave up smoking, drinking, sex and rich food. He was healthy right up to the day he killed himself”

– Johnny Carson: TV host, comedian, writer, producer, actor and musician.

Ain’t that the truth.

I’ve never been afraid of death.

I fail to see how it’d be different to switching off the lights.

But you know what scares the shit out of me?

The mundane.

The boring.

Living to an old age…

… and realising I’ve never anything worth doing.

Realising that I’ve spent the last several decades existing, but never actually living.

Might as well just hang myself now.

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