Breaking News: Firefighters Rescue Hedgehog Stuck in a Fence

Firefighters rescued a cute little hedgehog this morning that had gotten stuck in a fence, somewhere in North Rhine-Westphalia, Germany.

The poor animal was found a local.

It’s head was sticking out one side of the fence, it’s rear end the other.

Apparently when a hedgehog smells food, that’s it. There’s nothing else on their mind. So they don’t think twice about trying to squeeze through a fence two narrow for them, or indeed, try to walk over an open pit.

Simply put…

When confronted with food, they become one-track minded and regularly get themselves into trouble.

Kind of like men around cute girls, really.

The point of this story?

There’s isn’t one, to be honest.

I just felt sorry for the poor little hedgehog. Let’s hope the firemen got his some dinner too, after they’d extracted him from the fence.

Do let that stop you from clicking here and checking out Master English FAST, Chapter 1 for free, though.


Julian Northbrook
Language Punk. Not Stuck in Fence.

P.S. I’ve spent the whole day filming the new “Business Basics” course….

And it’s looking damn good, if I do say so myself.

More on this soon…

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About the author: Julian Northbrook is an unconventional punk of the business English learning world. A leading expert in English education and direct response marketing, he’s fully equipped to drag you kicking and screaming from English-mediocracy to speaking at an outstanding level. After being turned down for his dream job in the art industry, Julian suffered three long years as a crap Japanese speaker. He understands exactly what it’s like to feel like a total idiot every time you speak. But Julian overcame his language problems, mastered the language, and went on to work first as a freelance translator, then as an executive member of a Japanese company. But he soon grew sick of the corporate world and left it to pursue something infinitely more satisfying — running his own business helping small business owners and entrepreneurs get so good at English that they forget that it’s not their first language. He writes the infamous Doing English Daily Newsletter which you can (and should) subscribe to.